Tuesday, December 07, 2010

My Kids Say the Darnedst Things


Bill Cosby, where are you? My kids are saying funny things -

* Jada was fed up with walking to school while Aaron got to sit in the bike seat. In tears, she protested: "But if Aaron doesn't walk, he'll get fat!" Gotta hand it to her for coming up with that.

* Twisted lyrics: instead of "the rains came down and the floods came up" in the Bible song, "The Wise Man Build His House Upon a Rock," Aaron says "the rains came down and the ducks came up." Makes just as much sense, no?

* On a not so funny note, words and phrases picked up on the playgrounds that Amy and I are trying desperately to stamp out: "dookie," "doo doo," "butt butt," and "I'm going to poke you in the eye."
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