Jada's Mispronunckiations

It's never fun to make fun to make fun of your children. Except that
it is . . and since Jada's young enough that her mispronunckiations
are cute and don't affect her grades or her chances of giving the
valedictorial speech, I figure why not have some fun. So here is the
latest installment of Jada's mispronunckiations:

balloon - "bee-yoon"
butterly - "fly"
diaper - "bah-per"
Joshua - "sha-shu-ah"
noodles - "noo-nulls"
potty - "pa-ee"
water - "why-der"